Congratulations, Mr. or Ms. Paige!
Your email application has been reviewed and we are thrilled to inform you that you are a perfect fit for Digital Extremes. As one of the premier, government-sponsored game developers in the illustrious nation of Höllvania, we pride ourselves on employing only the best developers in any particular field.
Your new role as Junior Programmer will provide you with the best possible on-ramp to a sterling new career through our storied halls. To that end, we would like for you to begin immediately, and start work on our brand-new (and EXTREME-ly exciting) new project that you have no doubt already heard of: WAR SECTOR.
You will find all pertinent details for your new role — including directions to Digital Extremes' highly advanced and secretive office location — attached to this email. An attendant will be available to help you find your new desk and begin onboarding you for your new role.
Welcome to the team, [name here]!
Gwen Arran, Senior Head of Human Resources
Hi Gwen,
Thanks very much for the warm welcome! I’m really excited to start my first day. And so soon, too! Honestly, I couldn’t believe I got hired without any interviews… Digital Extremes's screening process really must be state of the art. I guess that's what I should expect from the best in the business.
I just wanted to check, though: are you sure that’s the right address for the office? I drove by the other day and the place seems a lot less busy than I expected. But maybe I just have the wrong spot? Let me know whenever you can!
Anyway, thanks again for the info and for giving me this wonderful opportunity. I’ve been trying to break into the industry for a while now and I’m really excited to work on WAR SECTOR. I picked up the latest issue of Prime Gamer Monthly just to watch the new trailer on the demo disc. It looks absolutely awesome!
Talk to you soon,
Sam Paige
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