Tenno,

At times like these, it’s nice to be around the ones you love. Sometimes though, the ones who love you are homicidal, power hungry maniacs who won’t take no for an answer. Do you have this problem in your family? Do Tenno even have family? It doesn’t matter, all I’m saying is that certain people need to learn to take a hint.

Enough about me. Let’s get to the deals. I’ve got four words for you -- Half Price Berserker Bundle. That’s right, you get the amazing rage infused Valkyr Warframe, a Lecta whip, the Tigris double barrelled shotgun, a Cestra pistol, plus Affinity and Credit Boosters. As a bonus, you’ll get the Valkyr’s Bonds accessory…you know, for when you need to spice things up a bit.

Stay sane Tenno, it’s crazy out there.

- Darvo