Friends,

My competition hates my half-priced deals so much, they've threatened to slap me with an injunction! And by injunction I mean severe bodily harm. So, until further notice, my half-priced deals are cancelled.

Meanwhile, in totally unrelated news, I'm happy to announce "Darvo's Two-for-One Mod Packs!" For a limited time, grab any Mod Pack and receive a second Mod Pack for free! This deal is that crazy.

You see what happens when they try to stop a master merchant? Better deals for everyone.

Darvo