
Inject every visit with an utterly contagious shade of intoxicating hues (may cause infection and eventual blindness).
Take in bright, tender sights or dark, somber landscapes with crystal-clear harmony. Does NOT include a second pair for free, so stop asking.
Admire the bejeweling radiance around you with this pair of utterly sacred shards.
Experience soaring skylines at high velocity with vibrant clarity.
“They're so reflective, I can hardly see my face!”
Dagath
“Thick enough to contain a reactor meltdown.”
Qorvex
“Keeps wind, bugs, stray coolant, shrapnel, and slowpokes out of your eyes!”
Gauss