So Tenno, maybe you’ve got a bunch of new Warframes you want to customize? Coincidently, it just so happens that a large shipment of female Warframe helmets is now mine. Interested? I can offer you a large selection of female helmets in one package deal. As usual I must unload this merchandise quickly, so I offer you a good discount at 25% off what the other guys offer. 

I don’t know how much longer I can keep this up, they’re on to me.

--Darvo