Tenno,

Running out on family doesn’t seem like a nice thing to do but you haven’t met my Father. Come to think of it, maybe you have. Either way, I have to be quick with this one.

Today’s deal is on the Immortal Skin Bundle. Take your Warframe to the next level with skins for Ash, Banshee, Excalibur, Frost, Loki, Mag, Nyx and Rhino. At my usual half price discount of course.

Now if you’ll excuse me I’m catching the next solar rail out of this sector! You may not hear from me for a bit but don’t worry, I’ll be back. Meanwhile spend some time with your family and be grateful you are not related to mine.

-Darvo